charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

listoflifehacks:

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akapyon:

東京喰種 カネキマスクの作り方 その6

いよいよ仕上げです。

赤い合皮にファスナーを付け、歯のパーツと重ねて縫います。

それをフェイスに貼り付けたら、最後にワッシャーとゴム紐を付けて完成!

ゴム紐は眼帯側にホックを付けて固定できるようにしています。

自分の顔ぴったりのサイズ&リアルなマスクが出来上がりました。

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

It’s a monumental overask to expect women to be gentle with the egos of men who only feigned friendship in order to get laid.