ryenross:

L I S T E N } { Failed that test? Can’t fit your jeans? Cleaned the drain and your hand collided with the drenched corpse of a rat this morning? If you can’t fix your life, you can at least give it a cheerful soundtrack. So crank up the volume and forget the small worries you’re clinging to, because you’re the raddest and you deserve today with a cherry on top }

mrs-cheese:

nicolasanha:

My German senses are tingling.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was too busy laughing to help him.

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was too busy laughing to help him.

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

Often we don’t even realise who we are meant to be because we’re so busy trying to live out someone else’s ideas.
Oprah Winfrey (via vanillr)

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

yonceinlove:

Beyoncé + The Walk