Ramen ( by Jon Siegel)
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’
I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.
sometimes being a person is very overwhelming
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
romeo & juliet
The Great Gatsby
Tell me that’s not hot
As always, just a reminder that this lovely woman runs a facebook page called “Fuller Figure Fuller Bust” and you should definitely go like it!
Shit like this is why I don’t understand hating kids. They’re basically just tiny nightbloggers.